Guess what I found IN THE HOUSE. That's right, what appears to have been the winter homes of a couple of h*ckin' wasps! Every year, starting in late February or early March we will find a few slow and clumsy wasps in the house. I think we're at about 6 so far this year. Neither of us are the type to just kill all the bugs we come upon, but wasps in the house... well, they're asking for it. Besides, I heard once that the wasps you find out in late winter or early spring are queens* looking to establish a hive and I ain't havin' a freaking wasp nest in my house!
*I did not verify this and I'll kill them even if they're just simple commoners. NO MERCY.