Tara: There is definitely something living in your car. I found a nest in your glove box.
Eric: Careful... didn't you see the movie "Alien"? Don't lean over & look in any egg-shaped pod lest you wind up with a face-suckin critter that will implant its young which will then burst out of yer chest during space dinner.
Tara: I'm actually serious.
Tara: I would take a picture but my drive is full.
Eric: Really? I thought you just meant all the napkins & stuff. Huh.
Tara: Some napkins are shredded plus there looks like maybe some insulation from the engine compartment.
Eric: Well that's no good. Mouse?
Tara: I think maybe a squirrel.
Tara: Remember I mentioned I heard sounds of something scurrying in there and the dogs have been sniffing around it?
Eric: Squirrel is awful big for that space... chipmunk maybe? I did catch a glimpse of what I thought was a tiny tuxedo.
Eric: I remember you saying something. I haven't heard or seen anything aside from the tiny bow tie and vest.
Eric: Where are Click & Clack when you need them??
|The glove box in question: (from left) critter nest, Les Schwab receipt, extra napkins kept for nose blowing, hand wiping, etc.|
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